The Mediterranean
Low profile sports cars with stick shifts, revving engines and screaming tires
Tough and sexy thin girl that is seeking revenge against killers of her family and is at odds with Bond, but we all know they will have sex
Monte Carlo or Port Au Prince or Italy or other exotic international locale with lots of small, one-way, cobbled streets
An American Idiot (what else)
Car chase
Boat chase
Aircraft chase
Beautiful Judy Dench as M using face cream in an incredible bathroom
Martinis in pretty glasses at a glittering bar with a slick international bartender
Violence that would kill you, but only leaves a little dirt and a few well placed scratches on Bond and the Bond girl
Double agents who infiltrate everywhere
Villains without conscience who kill on a whim and want to sexually abuse the Bond girl
Extravagant resorts and hotels with shiny entrances, doormen and women in slinky dresses being escorted in by dudes in tuxes
A villain's yacht with lots of his villain henchmen in sleek smaller boats that chase Bond in his speedy working man's boat
Bond, tougher than nails, able to kill with one shot after leaping from one to the other of many badly maintained Mediterranean roof tiled structures while chasing his prey
Bond, dispassionately able to look his adversary in the eye and release his hold on the man's lapels allowing him to fall many stories down and land on the hood of a car full of villains, one of whom gets out of the car and shoots the man who is struggling off of the hood
A beautiful girl sent to manhandle Bond (ha) and ends up having sex with him but after he leaves, she gets killed and covered in oil by the villains while on the bed
Bond, being doubted by M, being ostracized as a rebel spy, but coming out smelling like a rose
OK. That's about it in a nutshell. It was mediocre, as expected. I didn't fall asleep although my eyes were heavy.
Rating for Quantum of Solace:
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